On Becoming

A few years ago, Friday night would mean happy hour, followed by more boozing, topped off with some carousing. This Friday night, the most exciting thing I did was to try and give the cat her asthma medication. I feel a mid-30s crisis brewing. What exactly does that mean? Wearing more Abecrombie & Fitch and saying "bitches" alot (regardless of the sex of the people referenced)?