The Cat Is Stealing Money From Us

Literally. We left some cash on the coffee table in the basement to pay the air conditioning technician. When I came downstairs this morning, I saw that ten dollars was missing. When I went looking for it, I found it underneath a newspaper in the cat's hiding place. I wish I was making this up. And, yes, the cat may very well be able to read, but that is too much to contemplate right now.